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YOU ARE A FUCKING GENIUS!!! Zombie apocalypse have been done over and over eith humans in focus(The Waling Dead) but I don't remember seeing a dog, let alone a corgi, have the spotlight.

Great style for the subject matter too even if it sort of fell a litlle during moments of the car alarm. Otherwise, beautiful work.

Is the medic sane enough to test them to begin with? I mean, if he's to diagnosis himself clear/clean, doesn't that make him bias and therefore liable to poor patient treatment?

By the way, FUCKING A+ on the humour and animation.(combined results)

Not gonna lie or sugar coat it but, it's not that great looking for a 3D animation... then again, for a first time, not bad at all so take it for what it's worth. I think that polishing it a little more wouldn't have hurted but you still made a pretty good job nonetheless.

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Despite this being a parody, I feel it far exceeds the source material it is parodying. My reason is simple, I'm actually having fun playing this game! Compared to No Man's Sky which is a game that can have all of its mechanics figured out and mastered within a matter of hours without a single shred of challenge, this is actually fun to play. I always bitch about handholding in video games, but when a studio makes such an obnoxiously stupid game as No Man's Sky, I am legitimately disappointed without even playing the damn thing. I tip my hat to you and I hope you keep on doing these kinds of work that says what we're all thinking and isn't afraid of it.

It's not like Hello Games could DMCA this anyways seeing as the ASA has asked both the studio and Valve to get rid of the misleading ads and screenshots from every outlet and market place the game is sold at. Valve will most likely get rid of the game altogether because of the month long radio silence HG has had. As for Sean Murray, he'll be bankrupted before the end of the year. Look it up if you don't believe me.

Skudge responds:

Thank you! And yeah I hope he loses all the money he made from this "game"

well.... this is an unexpected piece of work. knowing the author, more or less, this is the kind of gaming i love!!!

don't need superfluous shit like extra lives, upgrades, skill trees, etc. its like today's gamers are programed to have extra stuff to help cope with the lack of skills... kind of like candy-crush... except this is so minimalistic and bareboned that it BEATS candy-crush in my book by a LONG LONG LONG shot....

overstuffing a game with pointless junk just so people will continously return to suck out more time and money, not my type. but this! this is addictive, varied, damn nice, has a retro feel, catchy music, is easy to learn but harder to master!

so to all the haters whom have posted how they hate the game because of things like enemy hazard immunity, go on faceboob instead of Newgrounds.

Linkerman!

P.S. not saying there hasn't been good feedback, but take the damn game as it is and build your OWN skills instead of relying on extra stuff for a change. i scored a five after a few attempts AND i figured out how to beat the shuriken ninja without getting killed... which is more than what most have given it time to understand.

boy... this takes me WAAAY back to my old NES gaming days xD which aren't all that far back really, mind you, heheh. i'm just glad it got the front page or i wouldn't have found something so nice looking and the music is really appropriate i find =D

i hope there's a bigger project being put in development for this. it'd be really great to see a full fledge game of this platformer.

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Makes me think of an old SNES(or another console) game that had such an immersive soundtrack, I leave the game on pause just to enjoy the beat of it ^_^.

It can rival some of the best music done in indie gaming of today. You have a very promising future as a musical composer and I call dibs on your contract, RIGHT HERE! RIGHT NOW! (not joking!)

ChronoNomad responds:

Thanks a lot, linkerman! Full stars? Superlative! So, um...are you like a talent agent or something? If you're serious, send me a PM. Heck, send me one even if you're not serious and we can just chat about life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness! :D

I remember a bunch of SNES (and other consoles) titles that had that kind of really amazing music you could just listen to for hours on end. Classic games like Contra, DuckTales, Chrono Trigger, and pretty much any Final Fantasy. Of course the only issue with that is that you're not actually playing the game itself. #firstworldproblems Anyway, having this compared to one of those is really quite the compliment. Thanks again!

a sweet song xD made me like the NG audio section =D thanks, i've found some other great songs thanks to your original idea =3

i dunno why i just downloaded the song.... i guess Caxx just makes the idea of "teach the world how to fap" is rather innocently cute when she's the one singing about it xP

i'm a pervert and i'm proud of it! thank you for the song! made me realize to not be ashamed of who and what i am =D

Recent Art Reviews

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I feel like that was a long time coming. And if she does get out, I'm afraid it'll be her own blood that will be spilled rather than anyone else's as per her desire. *whimpers* =,(

Love the details ;P

QuiteSplendid responds:

heh don't test her :D

thanks a lot!

whiny? [insert sly look] a matter of perspective I suppose... could have done with a bit less of flatchest porn IMO. ;)

QuiteSplendid responds:

well not really what she meant by that heh

no fucks or shits given I see... I like her ^_^

QuiteSplendid responds:

indeed

Gamer by night. Worker by day. Zelda Fan all the time. New LoL fanfic writer... Not gonna complain though, I like it.

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