linkerman's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[idunnolol]

she looks like she got beheaded.... and is smiling about it....?

there are big, obvious inconsistencies i simply don't like.... i understand the axe like blade on the gun, a decent Gears of War reference (thats the why you get one star), but the gun itself has remotely no other detail than its shape, the shoulder thing and the barely visible trigger... the suit/body is monotone and has little to no shading at all... and what about that.... "THING" on your tit? is it supposed to be an oversized nipple? a button on the suit of sort? something underneath? it is very poorly defined, and why isn't there one on the other tit?

Spedmallet responds:

.. o

... ok...

...lol........

,.......

....;.

[character concepts]

most of the details escape me because there's little to no outlining done... even if your lazy, the LEAST you can do is to define most of the overall shapes..... it would help me to see and have a better judgement...

Spedmallet responds:

sorry I was feeling very sexual when I drew all the naked ladies

[Beast is beautiful]

good idea, poorly executed.... nothing more, nothing less....

Spedmallet responds:

... o ....

[Welcome to the aids circus]

is this your idea of women in general? that they are all whores, take drugs and have AIDS and other STDs?

whatever you answer, go get counseling, you need a therapist ASAP! oh and a piece of advice, stop drawing, not worth the time or effort....

Spedmallet responds:

are u autistic

[Hitlerpillar]

retarded....... and unnecessarily categorized as fine art when it clearly isn't........

Spedmallet responds:

some people just don't appreciate art

[Black hole]

it could use a better title...

now that's out of the way.... it would work better if the hands were a matching shade to the arms instead of a different color altogether...... the background looks like it was slapped under the thing afterward.... it feels out of place if that round thing in the middle is supposed to be a black hole.

Spedmallet responds:

I like trying really hard I'm sorry I failed you

[Jessica]

this could be a much better piece of work if it didn't reek of lazyness and lacked substance and energy.... nothing else to say.....

Spedmallet responds:

lol you sure did take a lot of time to let me know my stuff stinks

[Hyde]

why do you even try if you're so damn fucking lazy? why do you find unfinished work satisfactory? why? why!? WHYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spedmallet responds:

I like Dr. Robotnic

[fukin bubbles'n shit]

that alleged "nipple" looks more like a giant zit.... its disgusting and distracts from the rest of the...... "idea"?

draw a fucking cock or don't... not some kind of ugly giant zit on the forehead....

Spedmallet responds:

I'm going to sign up for an alt account and call you gay in a review above you